How To Recycle Husbands Every 10 Years is a humor fiction story about an unconventional approach towards marriage. It demonstrates common behaviors that could have you walking down the aisle, not once, not twice, but three or more times during your life.

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     If you are thinking about recycling your husband, and you have the attitude, stamina, finances, and medication to do so, this guide is for you. You may also have a slight advantage if you are a modest drinker, smoker, or have a therapist on speed dial. For those of you who have a heart condition, extremely high blood pressure, or a serious illness, recycling is not recommended.

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     Before you learn how to recycle husbands, the assessment below will determine if you have the necessary psychological profile. Answer each question below with either a 'Yes' or 'No'.

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     1.    Do you believe in true love?

     2.    Are you a thrill seeker?

     3.    Do you forgive people easily?

     4.    Can you keep a secret?

     5.    Are you attractive to anyone other than your mother?

     6.    Do you make friends easily?

     7.    When you win an argument with your spouse, do you follow-up with the

            silent treatment to drive your point home?

     8.    Are you able to function on five hours of sleep?

     9.    Have you had a physical within the last 12 months?

     10.   Do you have (and use) a gym membership?

     11.    Can you afford a therapist, liposuction, or Botox?

     12.   Are you thinking about recycling your husband?

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     If you answered, 'YES' to seven or more questions, CONGRATULATIONS! You qualify as a candidate to recycle husbands every 10 years! If you answered 'NO' to six or more questions, recycling husbands is not for you, so pass the book to your girlfriend who is dancing with glee over the fact that she qualified. 

 

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